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you love a beautiful woman. her parents aren't pleased by your relationship. you're going to propose. she's acting strange. she approaches you and says, "let's get outta here." you black out. you wake up in her arms beside her dead father. you soon find that her mother was killed earlier. you don't know what to think. could she have done something like that? it doesn't matter. you love her. six years later your first son is born. she wants to name him after her mother. you don't know what to think. why would she do that? it doesn't matter. you love her. four years later your second son is born. she wants to name him after her father. you're not surprised. you don't understand. it doesn't matter. you love her. six months later you watch her die. you devote your life to avenging her. you destroy your career, community, sanity, and health. you destroy your family. is it what she would've wanted? it doesn't matter. you love her.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the Gang all get DNA tests and it's discovered that despite owning an Irish bar none of them are ethnically Irish

Hijinks ensue

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Mac goes on an anti-science spiel about how those stupid science bitches don’t know anything because he can feel something inside of him telling him he’s Irish which must be God. Somebody asks where that voice was when they tricked him into thinking he’s Dutch and he yells at them without providing an answer.

Dennis claims that he had decided to have different DNA at the time, but now he’s going to will himself to be Irish. Only Charlie believes this isn’t bullshit.

Dee obsesses over some other part of the DNA test saying she’s high-risk for some disease and tries to cross items off her bucket list. The others mock her for what she has listed.

Frank didn’t get tested, he says a line or two about it actually being a paternity test ploy and that he won’t fall for it. Maybe also tries to reassure the others that all white ethnicities are interchangable anyway so it doesn’t matter.

Charlie, having just learned that Shelly isn’t his father, tries to get Frank’s dna for an actual paternity test. Through a series of decisions that only make sense to him, he ends up testing Cricket and Frank instead. Turns out they’re related but this is never told to Cricket.

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I think in general the tumblr fandom around Worm can get a bit deranged about the ways Wildbow doesn’t precisely share the brain with 2023 leftist tumblr, but my favorite recent example has to be the claim that Wildbow’s racial politics are problematic because at one point in the story the protagonists were on the same side as a white supremacist gang at a point in the story when most of the capes in the city were in an uneasy alliance against an Asian gang.

And like, I even agree with some of the more unflattering things said about the race and class politics of the story as expressed through, e.g., the Merchants, but come the absolute clown-fucking hell on. If ever there was a story in which the protagonists entering into alliances of convenience with a group did not indicate any sort of moral endorsement of said group, Worm is it. (And the converse, for that matter.)

A list of other people the Undersiders and Taylor Hebert in particular have teamed up with at various points, off the top of my head: 1) a crime boss whose main source of information is a precog pre-teen he kidnapped and keeps debilitatingly addicted to opiates for leverage; 2) a global conspiracy that, while it can be generally be understood as working for humanity’s interests, has among other things conducted a run of human experimentation on roughly the moral level of Josef Mengele and Shiro Ishii; 3) a warlord whose power consumed the lives of thousands of people to sustain itself; 4) the actual fucking endbringers.

There are probably some others in that vein but I think you get the idea.

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Do you guys think Marquis would kill a nonbinary person

shakertwelve

i think his "women and children" thing is motivated by a sense that it's cowardly/dishonorable to take advantage of a power imbalance to harm people, like a "pick on someone your own size" type instinct. so it would depend on if he considers nonbinary people to be socially disadvantaged or not, which would depend on how much he knows about trans issues. but i also feel like if a nonbinary person he was fighting noticed he was going easy on them and called him out on treating them like a woman he could get flustered enough to attack them for real. to be polite

jewish-skitter

In the Victor au, if the Undersiders ended up fighting Marquis, they send Alec and Rachel to fight him in hopes of confusing him through the power of being GNC af.

shakertwelve

if marquis were in a situation where he had to fight the undersiders i think he'd target grue right away because the rest of them are obviously kids, but the guy who's 6'7 and jacked has to be an adult, right? only realizes his mistake after he's already almost killed him once and loses sleep over it for a week.

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Oh, right, the kids thing. Does it ever say what his definition of kids is?

shakertwelve

vibes, probably. "you're legally a minor right now but i'll come back in exactly X days to kill you as an adult" seems like it'd be against the spirit of the thing.

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Speck 30.1 established that Marquis is canonically willing to let others kill women and children on his behalf - I don’t think he gives a shit about the spirit of his rules, just the letter of them.

Dragon’s interlude had Marquis mention that he executed his unpowered subordinates for any failures, which suggests that he is perfectly willing to take advantage of power imbalances to kill people.

My suspicion is that his rule against killing women exists because he’s of the old-fashioned mindset that women are weaker beings who need to be coddled, or at least said rule was coined to force him to emulate the “virtues” of those with that worldview.

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Something I am really looking forward to in the Community movie is (presumably) getting to see Troy return with a greater sense of who he is as an individual. I want to know about his hobbies and interests and opinions and values. And I want to know these things not just because I care about Troy as a character, but because I love the relationship between Troy and Abed.

I think that Troy has one of the more meaningful (albeit incomplete) character arcs in the show. We watch over the first two seasons as Troy lets go of his former identity as a jock and prom king, and learns that he can be vulnerable, or silly, or dorky. He realizes that being a man doesn’t have to look a particular way, and all of these realizations are largely due to Abed.

But stripped of his old identifiers, Troy begins to build a new identity largely based on his relationship with Abed. And while his relationship with Abed is unabashed, and joyous, and revolutionary (for both parties), the reality is that it’s not possible for Troy to build a stable, healthy identity based solely on a relationship with some other person, no matter how fulfilling that relationship is.

[I’m always slightly torn here with this lack of individual identity for Troy at this stage. On the one hand, it leads to this aforementioned meaningful character arc. Moreover, the idea of someone shedding an old identity and trying new ones on is a good and realistic storyline for a show set in college, especially one like Greendale. On the other hand, it sometimes seems like the writers just never got around to fully reconceptualizing the character of Troy after this shift away from jock-Troy, instead relying on his chemistry with Abed, together with DG’s talent for improvising funny one-liners, his ability to make gif-able faces, and his knack for portraying a physical and/or emotional meltdown. Okay, tangent over.]

In many ways we reach the full realization about Troy’s lack of an individual identity by Pillows and Blankets in the back half of season 3. And while we see some additional exploration of Troy via the Truest Repairman plot line as well as via his relationship with Britta, I think Troy largely postpones exploring his own sense of self (whether consciously or unconsciously) up until his decision to leave Greendale and sail around the world in Season 5. [I certainly don’t want to assign value to characters based on their labor output, but I think it’s telling that in the episode Repilot, Troy can’t seem to name anything he has been doing—whether recreationally or otherwise—and instead can only share a vague, half-joking plan to sue Abed in the future.]

Meanwhile we get some really wonderful Troy/Abed moments throughout this time period, but to me they often feel bittersweet, exactly because we as the audience are aware of this tension and its lack of resolution.

I’ve been focusing on Troy thus far—simply because Abed is the one that stuck around, so we actually do get to see him grow and change further—but Abed, as the other half of this duo, has the opposite struggle and we can see his journey in parallel to Troy’s:

  • Abed knows who he is as an individual but is inexperienced in connecting to others and in building and maintaining relationships. (Unlike Troy who is tremendously likable and connects easily with others but does not know who he is yet.)
  • It is Abed’s relationship with Troy that shows him he can in fact connect with others. (Just as Troy’s relationship with Abed helps Troy to shed his fake persona.)
  • But because Troy has a propensity to always defer to Abed and to not stick up for himself, Abed was able to build a relationship with Troy without fully accepting the importance of compromise in a partnership. (Similarly, Abed’s strong personality, imagination, and creativity meant that Troy could adopt Abed’s interests and goals instead of finding ones of his own.)

None of this diminishes the value of Troy and Abed’s relationship—if anything, I think it elevates its importance, as each was exactly what the other needed. But I think it does mean that, as written, Troy’s departure became the inevitable conclusion. And you could write a series that diverged from the prime Community timeline around Pillows and Blankets which allowed for Troy and Abed to both grow and change without either of them leaving, but that’s not the show we got, and ultimately, I’m not sure if it would be a better series. After all, I think Community really shines in this bitter-sweet intersection.

So one of the things I am most looking forward to in the Community movie is getting to know who Troy is as a more fully realized individual, and then getting to see the relationship between new Troy and new Abed. Having a more complete arc for Troy is something I’ve wanted for a long time, and I think it is going to be cool and funny and really cathartic.

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it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

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CHALLENGE:

You are now hosting a dinner party for everyone in this post:

  • Working Class CIA
  • Money Is Queer
  • Capitalist Aliens
  • tfw No Bestie
  • Trans Rights War Profiteering
  • Cute Korean Slurs
  • Xi Jinping Hamilton
  • Tobacco Connection
  • Cyber Communist Bezos
  • Hunter Gatherer Shoplifter

Who sits next to who?

(bonus: you can slide Working Class CIA 20 money to assassinate any of the other guests and frame Guatemala. Do you take the offer?)

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This is the first good addition to this post in more than a year

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I don’t know what the best seating arrangement would be, but I think I’ve worked out a seating arrangement to ensure that everyone in this post has the worst time possible:

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  • Working Class CIA, through light discourse, would believe they had a communist ally in Capitalist Aliens, and together, they would gang up on Money is Queer, who would lose their temper incredibly quickly in favour of capitalism
  • However, throughout the course of this discussion, it would be revealed that Working Class CIA did, I’m fact, work at the CIA, thus Capitalist Aliens would start bombarding them with questions about the governments involvement in Alien interactions
  • Overhearing WCCIA’s government involvement, XI Jinping Hamilton would start their six part series on how showing world leaders such as XI Jinping Hamilton would solve global politics and why wasn’t the CIA and the government doing this
  • While this is happening, Cute Korean Slurs would have made a comment following Money Is Queer’s pro-capitalism speech about how slurs aren’t even that bad, and how whitewashing is “kinda cute” causing both Money is Queer and Tobacco Connection to pop off
  • Overhearing this argument across the table, TFW no Bestie would make a comment to themselves about how language was actually really important and hurtful, like for instance they were hurt by the term bestie because they have no best friend, and it’s typical that no one would even listen to them say this
  • Cyber Communist Bezos would then start lecturing TFW no Bestie that actually all the information collected by Bezos would create a world where everything is equal including friends and that’s the way of the future
  • Hunter Gather Shoplifter would then start yelling at Cyber Communist Bezos that actually the data collection is bad because it inhibits women’s ability to shoplift, as is their biological instinct
  • Trans rights war profiteering would then start popping off at Hunter Gatherer Shoplifter for how biologically essentialist their argument is
  • Meanwhile, Xi Jinping Hamilton would have shifted their speech to say that Hamilton could show TFW no bestie how to have friends. TFW no bestie would get mad and say they didn’t have a best friend to go and see Hamilton with
  • Following their argument with Hunter Gatherer Shoplifter, Trans Rights War Profiteering would then say that this is why they needed to go to war against the government for transgender rights. Working Class CIA, who by this point would be so fed up with the bombardment of questions and lectures from Capitalist Aliens and Xi Jinping Hamilton that they would be listening across the room, would hear this argument and claim that everyone wanted to blame the government for everything, when it was actually capitalisms fault.
  • A table wide argument would ensue, with enough yelling that it becomes incomprehensible.
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This is a one-act play waiting to happen.

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I feel like designing OC Endbringers, and I might as well share them.

So. How do Endbringers get made? I believe Eidolon's shard mixes concepts on his mind at the time with religious imagery he's familiar with and a powerset provided by Eden shards. This means that the "backstory" requires a specific time and that we know David's thoughts from this time period. On a more Doyalist level, I would also like to keep each one unique, narratively useful, and thematically relevant to Worm.

What if Scion killed an Endbringer immediately after Kevin said to? So like. The Echidna fight happens on June 20th, with Scion burrowing into the Earth and lasering Behemoth on the same day. Then Eidolon attends the June 21st Cauldron meeting from his flashback, and while here somebody adds on "By the way, it turns out Scion just randomly killed an Endbringer yesterday. What the fuck, right? Why did he do that? Should we tell people it happened?" The things on his mind from the fight, from the revelations, and from the meeting would be the building blocks for Behemoth's replacements (I'm giving him two for the record, no idea if that's always the result of one dying but I'll operate as if it were for the purposes of this post).

  • His own powers are weakening (this seems to be on his mind constantly)
  • He isn't strong enough to fight Scion (ditto this)
  • His Echidna duplicate seemed to be at full strength (this appears to have been on his mind ever since it happened)
  • The scrutiny caused by his clone's revelations (immediate relevance)
  • Shame for the things he's done (immediate relevance) (assume all unspecified bullet points are also immediate relevance)
  • The case-53s probably made him think about his role in abducting people, giving them powers, locking them up and/or wiping their memories and releasing them
  • Echidna's powers
  • The powers he employed against Echidna: Dessication, gravity manipulation, weird homing electric things, some sort of thinker power speculated to include precognitive danger sense and also knowledge of where to attack without harming civilians, sepia timeslow bubble, unknown power that explodes Alexandria clones
  • Queen 18.8 featured two Texas Wards named Young Buck and either Strapping Lad or Intrepid dying in front of him. I assume watching children you knew die of a knife to the stomach and immolation (respectively) leaves an impact for at least a couple of days.
  • The portal to Gimel
  • Echidna trying to bargain for her targets. (Imagine an Endbringer that does that. Communicates what person or thing its targeting and allows the defending capes to hunt down and sacrifice them "for the greater good". An EB that can be stopped easily harms their collective air of implacability, but also many people would do really fucked up things if they thought it would save a whole city.)
  • Missile strikes
  • Therapists
  • Cauldron's silencing of heroes who would leak information related to them
  • Being replaced

A lot of pieces to work with there... I would invite you to stop for a second and try coming up with your own Endbringers using this list before reading mine. Reblog with your ideas, even! The world needs more Endbringers (I mean, it really doesn't. But this fandom does).

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godtiermageofspace

This is a pretty old post by now, but I’ve been meaning to try putting together a couple fanmade Endbringers for this for a while. I might as well put it out there now. It’s going to be pretty long, because it’s all stream of consciousness stuff, so I’ll put it under a cut.

First off, I want to mention the places where I think I disagree with Blastweave on the specifics of  Endbringer creation. Most importantly, I think Endbringers aren’t just made up of all the random little bits that Eidolon was thinking at any given time. I think their creation is actually quite simple, or at least it’s quite focused. I think an Endbringer is formed by taking a single overriding anxiety that is consuming David, and then building a creature that is tailor-made so that the experience of fighting it is a distilled actualization of that anxiety.

For example: the very first Endbringer was created from Eidolon’s fears about not being strong enough to stop Scion. He is the most powerful hero and yet he knows that in a fight, his power will be nothing in the face of the Entity. So the Endbringer-creating Shard looks at that and builds Behemoth, a creature that cannot be overpowered. You can throw explosions or heat rays or telekinesis or whatever else at him and he will throw it right back in your face. If you get close, you die. You might be powerful, but you are insignificant in the face of the first Endbringer. The experience of anyone fighting the Behemoth is going to be exactly the experience Eidolon is afraid of having with Scion. Every other cosmetic part of Behemoth’s is built to hammer that in, from the massive size to the one, ominous eye. 

What kind of experience is fighting Leviathan? It’s overwhelming, with waves coming on each other's heels and killing off huge swaths of the defenders. It’s confusing and disorienting as Leviathan constantly moves and changes positions and gets somewhere too fast for the defenders to keep up. It’s a desperate grind knowing that for every moment you struggle to keep your footing, Leviathan gets closer and closer to sinking everything in the vicinity into the ocean. Leviathan is, most succinctly, Eidolon’s fear of not being fast enough, or, more generally, it’s his fear for the people he is unable to save. That’s what the entire experience of fighting Leviathan is like, just wave after wave of devastation you cannot quite prevent all of.

This explains why the Simurgh is kind of a unique case. For all she is a nightmare to fight, her whole focus is less on being in a fight and more about making everyone around her miserable and bending them towards making others miserable in the long term. If my understanding is right, this is because Eidolon’s fear that created her wasn’t about superpower fights at all, unlike her two older brothers. It was the moment he saw all the people, with and without powers, that were turning their efforts against humanity’s survival and realized that society was collapsing and would not survive even if Scion didn’t personally kill everyone. That other humans were almost as dangerous to humanity’s long-term survival as the Entities were, and that none of his power really gave him the ability to stop that. And so the experience of fighting the Simurgh is an unending scream, the inability to trust the people or the technology you bring into the fight, and the certain knowledge that no matter how you come out things are always going to get worse.

Unfortunately, the three (two-and-a-half, really) Endbringers after Behemoth’s death are harder for me to break down like this. For one thing, they weren’t created organically from Eidolon obsessing over a particular anxiety so much it spawned an unkillable kaiju to embody it. They were prompted by external factors (Behemoth’s death), so I imagine the anxieties they focused on building their fights around were less clear and singular than the original three. Also, I’m generally fuzzy on the particulars of fight scenes and by that point in Worm I was having trouble keeping new setting details and characters in my head, so I don’t really remember much about them beyond the power information you can find on their wikis. Presumably, they were created in reaction to Eidolon’s mindstate after the New Delhi fight, but I also don’t remember much about the particulars of that fight either, so I can’t really dive into that.

That said, my memory of the Echidna fight is clear enough, and we have all of the bullet points that Blastweave provides, so I think we can pull together a few clear, distinct anxieties that Eidolon would have been having that we can then design fights to embody them.

The other big point of disagreement I have is that I don’t believe that Endbringers actually do focus on folklore and religious iconography in their design. Behemoth, when he was formed, wasn’t created to be the biblical behemoth. The biblical behemoth is supposed to be some kind of massive grass-eating land animal, probably quadruped. It is usually assumed to look something like an elephant, a mammoth, a rhino, or a hippopotamus, just larger and more aggressive. Maybe a dinosaur if you’re feeling spicy. The only thing that connects it to the Endbringer is that it is massive, it’s completely untamable and impossible to hurt, and one passage said its “bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like bars of iron.” The Endbringer has almost nothing in common with the biblical creature, and only got that name because when people see fuckoff-huge unkillable kaiju they start naming them things from their religious folklore because that’s the only context they have for that sort of power.

The Leviathan of biblical myth is a many-headed sea-serpent. It’s reptilian and associated with the sea, and is even said to be fast-moving, so that’s at least a closer match than Behemoth, but it’s not really supposed to be even remotely humanoid, and it is also supposed to be giant on the same order as the behemoth, neither of which match the Endbringer. It is also repeatedly described as a serpent, which doesn’t match Leviathan, and is said to have fearsome teeth, which are once again absent. Leviathan seems like another example where the name was given by people that saw it because there were a few elements that kind of fit, but the Endbringer was never created with the parallel in mind.  

Tohu and Bohu aren’t even monsters in folklore, they’re Hebrew words describing the universe in the moments before creation, and only have the barest link at all to their physical shapes. Only two Endbringers do actually have religious iconography in their aesthetic and that’s the Simurgh and Khonsu. Khonsu, though, doesn’t seem to connect to any specific religious figure. Taylor calls him Buddah-like, but that just seems to be because he’s fat, humanlike, and has ornamentation that’s more indicative of Asian statuary than European figures. Neither his name nor his powers really seem to reference anything associated with specific Chinese or east-Asian deities - Khonsu is an Egyption god that is associated with time. 

The Simurgh is the only odd one out. I think I could make a fairly good argument that that’s in service to her purpose. She’s trying to make a fight with her feel like society is turning on itself around you, so what better way to get that across aesthetically than by forcing you to see all the people you’re fighting with attempt to murder a cultural symbol of moral goodness and purity, forcing you to join in? Most of the other Endbringers are focused on getting much simpler ideas across, so they just go for aesthetics focused around various modes of intimidation.

Okay. So with all that in mind, I think we can begin by figuring out what overriding anxiety is on Eidolon’s mind in this scenario. I think the most defining parts of the Echidna fight were the recurring concept of friendly fire. Eidolon and those attacking Noelle directly had to be very careful how they targeted her to avoid killing her prisoners, and they ultimately failed. At the same time, they were constantly experiencing their friends attacking them, and they ultimately had to kill (what looked like) their comrades. Lots of weaponized friendly fire there. Additionally, the revelations the clones made turned people against each other, and at this point Cauldron is still waiting for the other shoe to drop there. It probably looks like the entire cape community is poised to turn on the Triumvirate. So that’s the core anxiety - betrayal and friendly fire, as well as the same kinds of themes of scrutiny and public perception.

So I think I kind of want to take some of of the scrutiny aspect from Blastweave’s second concept, but apply it in a more…Simurgh-y way, since like the Simurgh this is an anxiety more about other people and their wider actions than the particulars of capefights. Here’s my thought: the endbringer masters people who look at it, either directly or through images. So one of the major factors of the fight is that you’re constantly trying to hide information from yourself and from the people you’re fighting with, trying to keep each other blind to what exactly it is you’re fighting.

Where does the friendly fire part come in? Well, I don’t think the mastering that this endbringer does is like Ziz’s at all. That is very much personality-altering precision trauma. This endbringer’s master effect is much more like Goddess’s Alignment. You look at the endbringer and all at once your primary goal in life changes, but your personality is still the same. You’re still you in every way that matters. What is your new goal, you ask? This is the part I’m most proud of: if you fall under the endbringer’s power, your primary goal becomes very simple: get closer to the endbringer. That’s it. It doesn’t direct people to do anything else, it doesn’t control people in any more detail than that. 

This leads to civilians rushing en masse to touch and climb onto the endbringer. If the fight isn’t well managed right from the get-go, the endbringer winds up with a living armor made of civilians. That sounds kind of gimicky, and absolutely the kind of thing capes in the wormverse would be willing to shoot through for the greater good, but that’s not the worst part. Those mastered by the Endbringer retain their personalities, and getting close to the endbringer becomes their most important goal in life, but it’s not a Heartbreaker-level overwhelming need to get close. It’s only as important as whatever the previous most important goal in their life had been. People still behave as people otherwise, and crowds still behave as crowds. Thoughtless or cruel people will push down people in their way if they need to, while considerate people will do the best they can to help their loved ones, their children, others around them get closer to the endbringer. Self-serving capes caught by the endbringer will cut their way through the crowd and any non-mastered defenders in their way to reach it, while mastered capes who are more selfless will fight against the defenders in an effort to protect the mastered crowd from being caught in attacks aimed at the endbringer. All will see the defenders’ attacks as a confusing and upsetting betrayal. 

The endbringer itself does need some combat powers beyond just its master ability, but I’m having a little bit of difficulty figuring out what exactly they should be. I’m limited by the fact that I want it to specifically avoid killing its crowd of mastered meatshields directly. Part of the trauma of a fight with this endbringer should be that any of the mastered that died almost certainly died of friendly fire - anyone who survives a fight with this endbringer should be constantly wracked with guilt and a lingering feeling of “wait, are we the baddies?” that they know is unfounded. Maybe I’ll pull the gravity manipulation elements from Blastweave’s first endbringer, but have this use it in a relatively nonlethal way, using it to bound weightlessly across the battlefield while crushing the defenders. But again, it doesn’t crush its thralls. For the actual mechanics of its gravity manipulation, I’m thinking where it steps or touches it creates wells of increased gravity while it moves with reduced gravity, so it looks like it dances across the battlefield trailing a crowd of its mastered admirers, stopping occasionally to let more of its thralls to climb it.

I’m thinking this Endbringer is named Hamelin, after the Pied Piper of Hamelin, or the Nataraja after a specific form of Shiva as the Lord of the Dance. He is relatively small but kind of spindly, with what appear to be intricately carved stone steps and handles all up and down the body and limbs. He has an extra pair of arms coming from halfway down the torso and no head, just blocky shoulders that appear to be covered in carved faces in many different smiling and laughing forms. If a battle goes on too long, he will literally just leap the fuck away all the way into orbit, taking whatever thralls are climbing on him at the time with him. The master effect immediately drops from all its remaining victims after he leaves. Obviously, no one during the fight can be allowed to look at him, but pictures don’t retain the master effect once the battle is over, so people do know what he looks like.

The second one is a little harder. While the Echidna fight is obviously going to be on Eidolon’s mind right after it, I don’t think that that singular fight is going to be so all-consuming in his thoughts that both endbringers are going to be directly pulled from that. There’s another emotion/experience I think Eidolon would be going through in this hypothetical that I think would be equally as formative here. I can’t really put it to words, but when Scion killed Behemoth in canon, that was after a long, excruciating battle where they really did as much as they possibly could. Scion killing Behemoth was certainly unexpected, but I think the intense escalation of the battle was enough that it would overcome a lot of the “why now??” emotions that Scion killing Behemoth would cause. Not that it would eliminate that entirely, because obviously Cauldron has still got to be freaking out trying to figure out what has changed for the big gold guy, but the New Delhi fight was such a slog that I can’t imagine that relief isn’t the overriding emotion there.

But if Scion just fucking murderized the guy out of nowhere, that sense of “what the fuck?????” rockets way up the chart in terms of what’s going through his head. Specifically, it’s got to be this intense sense of, like, missing a step. They've been fighting Behemoth for years, they’ve been trying to figure out shit about Scion for decades, and suddenly, out of nowhere while they were off doing what seemed to be more important shit at the time, Scion just casually offed the big dude for no apparent reason. And this has to also massively increase Eidolon’s power insecurities as well - like, is this even the right avenue to pursue at all? What the fuck is going on.

So that’s the headspace I think that the endbringer is going to try to emulate. The question is how. One part of me wants this to be a Stranger-focused endbringer, which sounds fun but I don’t even know how it would work. The other part suggests that a Stranger effect would be really hard to make work on that scale while maintaining even the fiction that there is the possibility of a fight, which seems important to the creation of endbringers. On the other hand, I don’t have any other better ideas, so I’ll go with a Stranger-adjacent endbringer

I want to focus a little bit more on the “what the fuck” emotion we’re trying to convey than the general idea of hiding that Strangers often have, and it’s got to be a very specific level of “what the fuck” that’s focused on being far more powerless than you thought you were, slightly questioning the entire course of your life, and a feeling of absolute certainty that you’re missing something important and whatever it is is going to get you killed.

Based on that, here’s my thought: the endbringer makes you forget how to use your powers. I’m not sure exactly how it delivers that effect, but I don’t think it’s an all-or-nothing effect. It’s scalable. The first “level” of exposure to whatever the delivery method is, you begin forgetting little tricks you developed over time. This is where you can take the most exposure, as I think it’s the “safe” range of what combatants can expect to take. Once you get set all the way back to the intrinsic knowledge your power gave you to begin with, you start forgetting you even have a power to begin with - you still have the ability to use it, but you can’t even remember it existed until moments ago. You can keep using it, keep fighting, but you get more and more confused about what you’re doing. At the highest levels of exposure, you forget that powers exist in general, and even what the endbringer in front of you is. And I’m thinking this is permanent. The effect doesn’t get undone when the fight is over. If you got maximally exposed, you’re wandering around with only patchy memories of your life, as the exposure starts eating away at mundane memories as well. Civilians (non-capes, that is) have less of a “buffer” of power knowledge, so they tend to lose important memories much, much faster. 

The question here is…what is the method of exposure? It’s not sight, because Hamelin is taking that. Simurgh is taking sound. Behemoth’s aura is an absolute range where just being there exposes you to the effect. So I want something different than all of those. I’m thinking clouds. Fume clouds that the endbringer produces that spread the effect on inhalation or skin exposure, to a lesser degree. I think they’re also thick and obscuring, so the endbringer constantly gets lost in the clouds and has to be chased after. The clouds thing makes me think air manipulation, but that actually limits a lot of what I think the battles with this endbringer should be like. She should be hiding in the clouds, not blowing them away from her. 

You know what’s mentioned in those bullet points? The Gimel portal. That gives me a perfect thought. Her other power is portals, but ideally not interdimensional ones. The portals are created within the clouds and come out in other parts of the clouds, so it’s almost impossible to see that you’ve moved through one. She uses smaller portals on or around her body for combat, catching blaster attacks and brute charges and redirecting them back onto the attackers (pulling on some of the friendly fire themes from Hamelin). When she leaves the battle, the clouds she emits (they’re not actually clouds, they’re power constructs somewhere between real clouds and Grue’s darkness) lift, leaving a fragmented funhouse of a reality twisted up upon itself with hundreds or thousands of portals in a small area. Just for fun, I think when she leaves, there’s some suggestion that she isn’t actually portalling to anywhere - if the fragmented space from the portals were mapped, there would be a portion of the planet that is completely cut off and no longer physically accessible, and it is those pockets that she sits in for the time between battles. Presumably, there are also sometimes people caught in those cut-off spaces with her, likely driven completely insensate from prolonged exposure to her smoke.

Her name, I think, is obvious: she’s Lethe, the river the dead drink from to forget their past lives in greek mythology and its associated goddess of forgetting and oblivion. As for appearances, that’s a little bit more difficult. There’s nothing inherent in her powers that have clear requirements, but I’m thinking relatively small, given she needs to hide in clouds of smoke. On one level, it seems like she should be gray-ish to hide better, but I think the “what the fuck” feeling is intensified if she’s actually somewhat bright in order to highlight how opaque the smoke has to be to have hidden her when she does appear. In terms of aesthetics, I’m thinking she looks like she’s made of wood twisted around crumpled and tightly compacted metal. The “wood” parts are brownish green while the metal parts are various shades of blue and silver. Obviously, neither of these parts are actually wood or crumpled metal, she’s all Endbringer-stuff under the surface. She’s relatively small, smaller than Leviathan, but a bit bigger than Tohu would be, and also probably bigger than Hamelin. In terms of body plan, I think it’s a long torso that splits into legs, but there are no arms (she doesn’t need them to open up portals around herself or produce and manipulate her clouds. She does have something resembling a face, but the only obvious features are vine-like hair that merges into her neck in an alien manner and cloudy, vacant eyes that are constantly leaking some thick, dark substance that is either sap or tar. Along where her shoulders should be, her signature opaque gray smoke streams out of branches and twisted piping.

So there we go: 

Hamelin: a four-armed headless figure a bit larger than Tohu that is covered in handholds meant to be climbed and has a plethora of cheerful faces around his shoulders. He cannot be looked at directly or through images in combat, because it will realign your priorities to climbing onto him and acting as his meat armor. He dances around leaving crushing- or reduced- gravity zones around the battlefield where he touches, and trails a crowd of his thralls who don’t understand why the defenders are fighting back and will get agitated and defensive in trying to stop them. Doing any damage to him at all will inevitably involve shooting through mastered civilians, although at least you don’t have to look while you do it.

And

Lethe, an armless figure with vine-like hair and weeping eyes that appears to be made of a confusing combination of crushed machinery and entangled wood and constantly emits opaque smoke out of her shoulders. She gets easily lost in clouds of this smoke and creates nearly invisible portals within the clouds, turning them into twisted mazes of folded space. At close range, a limited number of relatively small portals orbit around her catching attacks and redirecting them into the defenders. Inhaling the smoke makes you slowly forget how to use your powers, about the existence of powers in general, and eventually large chunks of your life. Skin exposure has a similar but reduced effect.

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  1. Very cool Endbringers! I’m glad to see that post is still inspiring people after all this time. I especially love the creativity of an Endbringer that removes a parahuman’s competence with their own abilities, very good way to make capes feel powerless.
  2. @artbyblastweave didn’t make this post, I did. My guess is that you saw his reblog of it?
  3. While the endbringers don’t resemble the beings they’re named after, there’s no way that a horned monster rising out of the depths to spew flame and an evil and deceptive thing that looks like a human but with bird wings on their back were created by the shard of the only character who is stated/implied in more than one chapter to be a Christian and it was just a coincidence. The High Priest shard was definitely rummaging around David’s brain for iconography, and the fact that the names that in-universe groups assigned to the results don’t match up with the inspiration sources doesn’t mean otherwise.
  4. I’ve always figured that The Simurgh was the result of David finding out about Scion, that he hadn’t known until around then. Looks holy but is actually insidious, the consequences of it having visited are arguably worse than the damage its doing in the present, and the way it initially appeared mirroring Scion all point to the idea that its a response to him. Throw in the ways it incorporates secrets and betrayal and it really feels, at least to me, like an embodiment of everything Eidolon would be thinking/feeling after discovering that Scion was evil and Doctor Mother and Alexandria were keeping it a secret. I also think Leviathan was a response to him discovering that his powers were waning over time (or more specifically, the obsession over the way that he was going to be overwhelmed by the unending stream of natural trigger villians that were causing him to use his powers up) and that Behemoth resulted from the concerns that Cauldron were expressing that eventually somebody would trigger with too strong of a power and break everything but my reasoning for those is easier to follow than Ziz’s so I don’t think I need to lay it out.
  5. Again, I want to stress that these endbringers were really neat. Thank you for sharing them.
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The Goddess Did Nothing Wrong Essay

Goddess is one of the most mistreated characters in Ward, by the fandom and by the author. Check the comments under any of the chapters with her in it and you'll see exactly what I mean. It's a fucking shame because Bianca just doesn't get talked about or appreciated enough. Understandably I guess, she isn't a main character or anything, but she's easily one of the most interesting characters in Ward to poke at, tear apart, and piece back together. And despite what the people crying in the Ward comments say, Goddess didn't do anything wrong.

This is going to involve Ward spoilers just FYI, so I'll keep the rest below the line.

Alright, let's talk about Goddess.

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(Side note, Goddess ended like it did because WB was getting pressure from the subreddit and discords to end the arc. I didn’t like her death either, but I think when you have to read the room and the room keeps telling you to get rid of her, online content creators have to bow to an extent).

Beyond that though…

I think Goddess also gets a lot of flak because she’s a genuinely awful person ala giving a child to a child predator to pay for her services and planning to conquer Gimel and Shin when they don’t help her.

This may seem like a joke, but I think this is actually pretty appropriate to her being a parallel to Victoria.

Goddess views EVERYTHING as about transaction and power, and not necessarily in a fair way. She tries to make a transaction with Breakthrough (“I will give you one wish”) and when they say they need more time to decide (not refuse, just need more time) she decides to flex that power and force the transaction.

Very similar to Amy, in that regard.

And much like Amy, in her mind, it makes sense. “Sure, I’m aligning them, but I’m paying Monokeros with a child she can use. I offered Antares an entire country!”

And Victoria keeps poking holes in her delusions. Hey Goddess, remember not to kill these mind controlled guards! Hey Goddess, remember that we are literally dying to serve you! Hey Goddess, stop listening to the Fallen assholes who are racist and religious zealots!

It’s pretty telling that Goddess, despite clearly wanting to keep Antares with her, was getting pissed that Antares kept speaking her mind and pointing out the flaws. Because to Goddess, these weren’t flaws, but bonuses!

Monokeros wants abuse and kill children? Let her! The Fallen wants to be racist and abusive religious figures? Glad to have them! As long as they listen to Goddess, the transaction is complete, even if they are aligned to do so.

But Victoria asking questions? Demanding answers? Raising her voice at her?

There’s a reason Goddess mentioned that she hoped Breakthrough would die following her orders. Even while aligned, they were too independent. Too willing to question her.

She is the tyrant that Victoria could have become. She is the Glory Girl that never grew up (Victoria even notices this when they first meet; about how Goddess talks like a spoiled brat).

Goddess has taken powered measures to be beautiful, a champion, and long lived. She refuses to be depowered, even if it means potential protection. Which sounds oddly familiar…


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Goddess and Victoria are reflections and neither likes what they are seeing.

Goddess because Victoria threatens to collapse the bubble she lives in, her delusions about what she needs to do to survive, and how far she has to go when that probably isn’t even necessary.

Victoria because Goddess shows how easy things could be if she became a tyrant, if she could just make people listen to her, and what she could have been had she never escaped Amy.

(Also not that it really needs to be said but, Worm and Ward as a whole is about how trauma doesn’t justify traumatizing others, which further plays into how vindictive Goddess can be)

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So in light of that poll about who of the Greendale Seven would win in a fistfight (where Abed managed to come in 3rd place ahead of Troy, Jeff, Britta, and Pierce), I thought I would (lightheartedly) compile some of the things that Abed would canonically do in a fistfight:

  1. Run away
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2. Casually request a high five (?) right in the middle of the brawl

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3. Attempt the crane kick from The Karate Kid

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4. Gleefully run away some more, while occasionally getting hit on the bottom by a broom

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An arbitrary element system

(Inspired by @discoursedrome writing this, original post seems to have been deleted so I'm linking to a reblog; also apologies to Samin Nostrat)

SALT: Associated with protection, preservation, and constancy. Marble statues, ramparts, cats, trees, and the priestly/noble classes are all considered strongly salt-aligned. More abstractly, astronomy, architecture and to a lesser extent currency all fall under its purview as well. Salt-aligned characters run the gamut from honorable knights to peaceful gardeners to bronze age god-kings. Its season is winter.

Magic of salt can create create impassable wards, render promises unbreakable, or unleash curses of petrification. It can never be used to separate or destroy, and its more powerful effects often require elaborate sigils to be drawn. Those skilled in salt magic have their lifespan greatly lengthened, and may live for many centuries, but find their minds growing ever more rigid and inflexible.

FAT: Associated with creation, growth, restoration, and foresight (as fat is, by its very nature, a store to be used in the future). Fat is associated with predators (especially birds), craftsmen, and the merchant class, as well as healers, teachers, musicians, and writers. Its season is summer.

Fat magic can grow a house from a splinter of wood, grant its wielder another man's face, twist entrails into the shape of the future, and even revive the dead for a time. However, it is powerless to affect anything that was never alive. Its effects become more potent the longer they are maintained, but doing so drains ever more of the wielder's reserves: many a mage has tried to push past their limits and combusted in flames on the spot.

ACID: Associated with destruction, upheaval, and scarcity. However, acid is also the element of forgiveness, freedom, persistence, and honesty, and governs unlikely alliances and fire-forged bonds. Scavengers and vermin are aligned with acid, as is anyone who falls outside of the conventional social hierarchy: beggars, criminals, outcasts, and ascetics. Its season is autumn.

Acid magic creates can summon hailstorms, spew gouts of burning oil, conjure frightful phantasms or inflict wracking pains. Magic that undoes charms and curses also falls under the element of acid, as does anything that facilitates travel between the planes or calls their denizens here. Acid magic demands components of great rarity; gemstones, powdered dragonscale, the bones of saints. Those who cannot pay a spell's price must suffer its scarring backlash instead, and most senior acid mages are hideous to look upon.

HEAT: Associated with transubstantiation, purification, ambition, and toil. Farmers and unskilled laborers are heat-aligned, but so are smiths, herbalists, glassblowers, and of course alchemists. Herbivorous animals are a manifestation of this element, as are the shoots and grasses they feed upon. Its season is spring.

Heat magic often manipulates energies. Telekinetic effects are heat magic, as are blasts of radiance or bursts of heat. A shield of heat magic may dissipate powerful blows as harmless light, or even reflect the force back onto the attacker. Obviously, heat magic also includes all those magics that turn a substance into another, from turning lead into gold to rusting iron or calling water from rock. Its wielders are forced to specialize ever more: the more powerful an effect one wishes to conjure, the more facets of this magic become permanently unavailable. Thus, the masters of heat magic are those that have found many creative applications for a single spell effect.

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I find the whole “Magneto is just right about everything” stance you see now and then on tumblr kind of baffling given how poorly zionism does on here. It’s like oh, you like it when members of brutally oppressed minority groups fight back against the world at large, take power for themselves, found the occasional ethnostate, and hey, what’s a war crime or two between friends? Have you heard of this new superhero team they’re putting together called “the IDF?” You’d love them.

Sarcasm aside, it’s not like this is some wacky far-out reading of the character. Chris Claremont, the writer responsible for most of what we consider the definitive X-Men stories (including Magneto’s characterization) is a Jewish American who lived in Israel during his childhood, and clearly had a lot of these issues in mind as he wrote. It’s pretty widely acknowledged that Israeli nationalist figures like Menachem Begin and Meir Kahane furnished a substantial part of the inspiration for Magneto. In many versions of his origin story he’s a concentration camp survivor with a hard-line “never again” outlook that motivates many of his more extreme actions. None of this is exactly what I’d call subtle. He’s not necessarily exclusively a commentary on zionism, but he sure as hell is a commentary on zionism.

I think the basic contradiction here is that a lot of people just don’t think any farther than “oppressed people should be willing to seize power,” but the thing is, if you do a good enough job of seizing power, you wind up having power, with all the potential for harm, overreach, and oppression that entails. And in fact this does come up at times with the comics version of the character, but since the version of him in the movies doesn’t win enough for it to be an issue it’s easy enough to just yass at him and not bother to consider the likely ramifications if he did wind up in charge.

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Encountered an example in the wild today, lads.

Like sure, if every single thing you know about the character is just vague pop culture osmosis about how oppressed people should fight back against their oppressors (though frankly even Charles Xavier and the X-Men do a fair amount of that), then I guess I could see thinking that. But actually “oppressed people should found apartheid ethnostates where they’re on top and/or just straight-up commit genocide against their oppressors” is not the sick leftist dunk you think it is, sorry.

romulanholiday

i check on this hellsite for the first time in years and am immediately confronted by the fact that it’s not only fair to read krakoa as a metaphor for israel, it’s extremely fair to read it as a zionist apologist fucking propaganda metaphor for israel. 

i am then comforted by the knowledge that no one with any meaningful influence in the world gives a single shit about the deep lore of big 2 comics in any meaningful way.

i close the tab. i am free.

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dagny-hashtaggart:
“derinthescarletpescatarian:
“anarchistmemecollective:
“xkcd-for-that:
“atalantapendrag:
“ atlas-prime:
“ pinchtheprincess:
“ cactustreemotel:
“ msdoublenegative:
“ sjw-proverbs:
“ girljanitor:
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Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

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YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

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12/10 best response to this idiocy.

msdoublenegative

correlation does not equal causation dumbasses

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Those are the best graphs ever.

pinchtheprincess

I have seen similar posts, but this one has the best charts. 

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“Is this mountain range affecting the murder rate?” Best response.

atalantapendrag

When ice cream sales rise, so do rates of drownings. This does not mean ice cream makes you drown.

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[Cueball holds a cellphone. Black Hat is sitting at a desk with a laptop.]     Cueball: Another huge study found no evidence that cell phones cause cancer. What was the W.H.O. thinking?     Black Hat: I think they just got it backward.      [Black Hat turns towards Cueball in an unframed panel, holding the laptop with one hand by the upper edge of the screen. Cueball is not visible.]     Cueball: Huh?     Black Hat: Well, take a look.      [There is a plot of total cancer incidence and cell phone users. Cancer rises from 1970 to 1990, then stays relatively steady. Cell phone use rises from roughly 1984, and steeply after 1990, to the present.]      Cueball: You're not... There are so many problems with that.     Black Hat: Just to be safe, until I see more data I'm going to assume cancer causes cell phones.
He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.
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All of these responses are good, but I can’t help but feel like we’ve neglected the classic of this genre, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s proof that climate change is caused by the declining number of pirates:

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Where do YOU want the next Pokémon game to take place?

North America

South America

Europe

Africa

Asia

Middle East

Oceania

I want to revisit a region

Specifically another part of Japan

Somewhere else?

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Where specifically??

I would love a game in Venice, Italy!

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I’ve seen so many fanmade regions based on the pacific northwest that I just want an official one to exist so people will have to get more creative. (To be clear, I like a lot of these. My issue is with the overused premise rather than the executions.)

Florida seems like it could be interesting. You get a ton of swampland, the Kennedy Space Center, and now that Mario Bros Wonder has established that Nintendo has no problem with heavy allusion to narcotics we can get an evil team of methheads!

More than anything else, what I’d really love to see is a Pokémon game about an astronaut exploring the moon or Mars or whatever and catching all the new Pokémon that live there. This is never going to happen, partially because after the negative feedback from Black & White The Pokemon Company is never going to make a game that necessitates not having established popular Pokémon catchable, partially because the direction the games are going puts a greater emphasis on interacting with a bunch of marketable characters which there wouldn’t be many of if the off-planet area is still uninhabited enough for it to feel enough like discoveries for my taste, but also because astronauts are not kids and apparently that’s considered not relatable enough to the target demographic of this franchise.

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There’s a certain sort of idealism in storytelling that really sticks in my craw when used in war media specifically. I tend to like a lot of media more in the dark range, but I don’t have a fundamental objection to stories where the captain of the exploratory starship refuses to accept any plan for fixing the reactor leak that involves sacrificing a member of their crew. But this “we have to save everyone” narrative trope develops some deeply sketchy implications when applied to stories where the danger isn’t natural disasters or even vicious wildlife, but rather other people. If you want to save everyone in a war, negotiate a fucking peace treaty.

And like, I don’t mind stories where the gallant officer is a partisan of their side and their boys specifically, but that’s not really the tone of the “we have to save everyone” brand of narrative idealism. If what you really mean is “saving our people, even if in practice a lot of the time the way to accomplish that is to kill theirs more effectively,” own that. Trying to have it both ways just winds up dehumanizing the other side.